Jamie Lynn Spears leaving a Kentwood, Lousiana vet (2/18)
Star magazine is printing the shocking news in their next issue that a 16-year-old girl likes to drink. But how Nick, how can this news get more shocking! How 'bout this bombshell:
"Some people drink to have a good time. But [Jamie Lynn] drank to get wrecked. She drank to get messed up . . ."
Hold on, writing this down in my notebook . . . 16-year-old girls . . . drink to get drunk . . . don't actually like the taste of alcohol . . . OK, got it. If you haven't figured it out by now, they're talking about Jamie Lynn Spears. The pregnant teen already has a reputation in her small Louisiana hometown for "hard drinking". Star also reveals that Spears and boyfriend Casey Aldridge are thinking about buying a double wide trailer to "start their lives together".
And then there's this little gem:
Just days before announcing her pregnancy in December, Jamie Lynn shocked a boy at a party by asking him for sex. "It's cool, I'm pregnant," she said. "I can't get pregnant again!" (Source)
Where the hell were these chicks when I was in high school? The closest I got to a girl asking me for sex was that time Megan Jones cornered me in the hallway. Only it was more "asking to copy my homework" than "asking for sex". I still came though. A boy became a man that day my friends.
She isnt evenpregnant. She had an abortion or it was a publicity stunt to begin with to get money or heat off Britney.
i was going to comment on this humorous story (kudos nick), but then i read the comment already posted by JLS... and now i'm wondering WHEN THE HELL DID BRITNEY SPEARS LEARN HOW TO USE A COMPUTER???? that sounds like some dilusional thing she might say. "they're after me and my money. the voices in my head told me so."
and I lip synced on SNL for my sister too! I thought about getting pregnant...then slitting my wrists....but the lip sync thing seemed the best way to deflect negative publicity from my older sister...don't you think? You know that's what Baron did for Paris, DUH!!
God bless that terrific Spears clan!
P.S. - Please ship me four cases of whatever that "JLS isnt pregnant" poster is on.
Don't lie Nick, we all know that you were the one copying homework off other people ;)
Where were this kind of messed up chicks when I was growing up, indeed... At that tender age, skanks taste kind of like decent, healty girls, with a little bit of imagination (and if you previously have a couple of beers as well). I bet she'll retain her youthful looks for many, many months. She should be proud. Brit-Brit needed 25 full years in order to become a disgusting, haggard, flabby whore.
It's lovely to see a young, sunny red neck cutie pie live like a girl her age should: Kegger parties, rainbow parties, DP marathons... Dolores Haze, eat your heart out, bitch!
I wouldn't be shocked by anything coming from a Spears. I wouldn't be shocked if its true that a 50 something studio head knocked her up, wouldn't be shocked if she drank the kid stillborn, or got preggoon purpose. This is a screwed up family full of psychos.
I think the first poster was probably joking but it was still a funny read nonehteless.
Of course I was joking. Damn, I think they're as nuts as the rest of you but I don't think that they're THAT nuts.
This is a gossip blog where it is better to be cynical and crazy than plain rational, that shit is boring.
Sorry you guys will take even the craziest of B.S. seriously, I'll be much less conspiratorial (if that isnt already a word then it should be) next time.
Preggo or not, I'd still hit it.
what kinda car is she driving?
LULLZZZZ at the last line in the article. FAIRTAX BITCHES!!
How many other 16 year old girls drink to get drunk....she is not the only one, the only reason you care is because she is Britney spears' sister......FYI how many time has STAR been actually right about anything, like really who believes STAR!!!!
omg. PEOPLE! She is already going through enuf with the whole preggers thing, and she DOESNT need you ppl talking about her drinking, or saying **** about her! plenty of girls at my skool her age and younger are pregnant, and nobody cares! I mean, i DEFINITLY WOULD NOTT get preggers at this age, but I mean, its just because shes a star that ppl care! GO GET LIVES! Leave the stars to theirs! Or are you too pathetic to do anything else but rag on 16 year old stars who get pregnant and drink, like tons of other girls? I mean, it was a stupid mistake, but I mean...at least shes handling it. and do you ppl actually believe anything the national enquirer says?