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February 2008 Archives
Evangeline Lilly in Beverly Hills (2/25)
I'm pretty sure that's intended for me. I get that a lot. So I like to dress in what society deems "inappropriate" clothing, it doesn't make me a bad guy. Just once I'd like to saunter about in my pair of lace crotchless panties without getting the middle finger. I mean, isn't this a free country? Isn't that what our Founding Fathers fought for? Makes you think . . .
NSFW!
Don’t click the picture. Just trust me dude, don’t click the picture.
The Hulkster cheated
According to the National Enquirer, Hulk Hogan (aka Terry Bolea) cheated on his wife with a friend of his daughter Brooke's. During filming of his reality show Hogan Knows Best, Hulk allegedly started banging thirty-three year old Christiane Plante. She told the National Enquirer:
"My relationship with Terry began at a time when Terry and Linda privately knew their marriage was ending. She had left him already, although no official papers had been filed. Terry is a good man, good father and a good friend, and he and I grew close at a time when he was going through a very difficult period. It seemed right then, but I know it was wrong. Having felt the guilt and pain build up, I gave a note to Brooke apologizing for my actions. I will never be able to fully forgive myself for this. I have lost an amazing friend." (Source)
I have new respect for the Hulkster. It's one thing taking a flying elbow from the top turnbuckle from Macho Man Randy Savage. It's another thing entirely cheating on that thing he was married to. Guy must have some balls of steel. I heard a guy once cheated on her back in high school. Linda was so mad she crumpled him up in a car. They had to invent the jaws of life to get him out. Dude still pees sitting down to this day.
Elle Macpherson at a fundraising gala in London (2/27)
+ Leo DiCaprio gets pulled over for running a red [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Sexy mugshot of the day [Dlisted]
+ Jessica Biel topless? Sure! (NSFW) [College Humor]
+ Juliette Lewis slips a nip (NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Angela Lindvall Nude Pictures from Purple Magazine [Egotastic!]
+ Jennifer Love Hewitt Pregnancy Rumors To Begin? [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Cassie looking sexy in March GQ [Bastardly]
+ LOL Britneys is hilarious [CityRag]
+ Jenny McCarthy says she will not marry Jim Carrey [Cele|bitchy]
+ Brangelina is moving to France? [A Socialite's Life]
+ Film stereotypes to cringe by [Pajiba]
+ Is Britney pregnant again? [The Blemish]
+ Rihanna was a shitty singer in high school [Derek Hail]
Izabel Goulart
Brazilian supermodel Izabel Goulart
Britney Spears shopping in Beverly Hills (2/26)
+ Best Actress winner Marion Cotillard really likes doing sex scenes [Drunken Stepfather]
+ America's Top 5 Black Presidents [Maxim]
+ Natalie Portman Wants Scarlett Johansson's Breasts [Egotastic!]
+ The only time you'll see "Paris Hilton" and "virgin" in the same headline [Just Jared]
+ Some dude you've never heard of is a drug addict [Lossip]
+ Elton John livid over Madonna’s decision to throw an Oscars party [ICYDK]
+ The X-Files 2 teaser trailer has leaked [Attuworld]
+ The Olsen Twins are writing a coffee table book . . . for young people [Cele|bitchy]
+ Some chick that used to be a Tom Raider model looking sexy [Horny Oyster]
[Bauer-Griffin]
Caprice and Sophie Anderson at the Fade Awards in Belfast, Ireland (2/23)
Now this is a red carpet I can appreciate. Screw the boring Academy Awards. "Ohhhh, who are you wearing?!? Tell me who you're wearing!" Thanks for your persistence Ryan Seacrest, now everyone at home knows the designer's name of the dress they'll never be able to afford.
[Splash News]
Full of fairy tale and whimsy -- how I imagine the first encounter between the three
Apparently Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie were supposed to meet on Saturday night to clear the air between them. There's been a very public tension between the two since Brad Pitt dumped Aniston to create impossibly perfect angel babies with Jolie. Too many pints of Häagen-Dazs to count have fallen victim to Aniston's rage. But enough about that. What I want to know is what some author I've never heard of thinks about the situation. Robert Greene, the author of The 48 Laws of Power told Us Weekly:
Jolie is possibly "being either very Machiavelian or very passive-aggressive. If Angelina is trying to get under Jen's skin – push her buttons – this is a clever way to do it. Imagine you're in Jen's shoes. You're worried about Angelina showing up. And she never does. It's infuriating. If intentional, it's definitely a power move." (Source)
I for one think these two should settle their differences in a mature and civilized manner . . . and I would be more than happy to supply the inflatable pool and fifty gallons of canola oil!
[Getty]
The kiss of death
Lindsay Lohan's 14-year-old sister Ali *cringe* wants to be just like her when she's older. Ali told the April issue of Teen Vogue:
"I grew up watching Lindsay. It made me want to do what she does. Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or onstage, with everybody listening to you ... it's so cool when people look up to you. I've already been asked for my autograph and it's just a really good feeling to have." (Source)
If Ali really wants to grow up to be like her sister, she needs to - (1) start sleeping with as many high school basketball teams (including the coaching staff) as possible - (2) start doing mounds and mounds of coke. With the way the Hollywood club scene is today, it's more convenient than ever to develop a crippling addiction in your early teens - and (3) "Star" in four consecutive critically panned movies to ensure her future place in equine porn. Or she could skip all that and do what Lindsay did and pose nude for a magazine *crosses fingers*. I mean when she's 18. Of course I meant that.
PICS: Lindsay and Ali Lohan at the premiere of A Prairie Home Companion in New York (6/2006)
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