Jessica Simpson is going to war
Jessica Simpson announced on her blog yesterday that she's going to war. The singer is teaming up with Operation MySpace to sing for the troops in Kuwait. Jessica wrote:
Hey ya'll. I just wanted to say hi, and let you know that I am hard at work on my country record, and I can't wait to share it with all of you.I am heading to Kuwait to do a show for the troops for Operation MySpace, then back in the studio. I love you all and am so blessed by the support and love you show me everyday!! xoxo jess (Source)
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute . . . Jessica Simpson? Entertaining the troops? The guys that are trying to put 30 mm rounds through the heads of terrorists? We're sending the chick that was in Blonde Ambition? The only group we should be sending over there starts with 'M' and end with 'etallica'. Who's next, Martha Stewart? Turn those C-rations from forgettable to fabulous!
PICS: Jessica Simpson at JFK Airport (2/27)
Ashton Kutcher in L.A. filming a scene for his new movie Spread (2/28)
+ Heidi Klum. Jumping on a trampoline. [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Sofia Monk is freed but tainted [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Lindsay Lohan looks like a cheap hooker [Bastardly]
+ Lindsay Lohan Naked is Worth a Lot of Money [Egotastic!]
+ Is Jessica Alba really the best person to be promoting birth control? [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ I think Obama is infatuated with Ellen [Dlisted]
+ Paris Hilton is hated across cultures (hilarious) [College Humor]
+ You know Angelina didn't write this shit [A Socialite's Life]
+ Mayra Veronica is FUEGO [Lossip]
+ TomKat is dropping $200k on a baby party for J.Lo [Yeeeah!]
+ Stars get Winehoused [CityRag]
+ Rachael Ray is getting her shit in order to divorce her husband [popbytes]
+ Another American Idol sexy pics scandal . . . [Gabby Babble]
[Bauer-Griffin]
Yet another fan learns the hard way that Elle McPherson doesn't do autographs
Can you beat my caption?
Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).
Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner 8 1/2 inches:
Kate, what are you sniffing down there?
Check back this Friday for new contest.
[Bauer-Griffin]
Collien Fernandes
German model and actress Collien Fernandes
Lindsay Lohan leaving La Scala restaurant in Beverly Hills (2/27)
+ John Stamos has a weird belly button [Just Jared]
+ When did Rihanna get implants? [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Lindsay Lohan Nude in Playboy Too? [Egotastic!]
+ Mariah Carey wants you to touch her body [F-Listed]
+ How is this bitch still alive? [ICYDK]
+ Dude spends $170k+ on sex dolls . . . With video! [Horny Oyster]
+ Ciara has some diesel legs [Bossip]
+ The name's Beckham, David Beckham [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
+ Aria Giovanni is stacked [Jordan Is Your Homeboy]
Run for your lives! It's MechaBritney!
Ever since Britney's dad basically took over her life, things just haven't been the same. She's taking her meds, not driving like a maniac, and shunning all-nighters. I feel like there's a huge void in my life. At least I'm not the only one hurting. Newspapers and magazines are grasping at straws right now for some good Britney content. Check out this scandalous story from the New York Daily News.
Britney Spears keeps coming up with weird requests for her favorite L.A. boutiques. She flummoxed staff at the Betsey Johnson on Melrose Ave. this month by turning up with a Dolce & Gabbana dress she wanted the store to copy - in all white - to be ready by that evening. According to a witness, "the staff explained that they didn't have a dressmaker on call who could do it in time." Never mind that the frock she wanted copied wasn't even their label."The only thing she wanted to buy in the store was the yellow wig on a mannequin in the window," laughs the source. "The manager eventually agreed to offer it to her for $100." (Source)
*Gasp* A yellow wig. Oh please stop the insanity before someone gets hurt.
NOTE: I'll give her the benefit of the doubt on the dress thing -- "British" Britney wouldn't be caught dead wearing the same outfit as "American" Britney . . . dammit . . . see what I'm saying -- even the multiple personality jokes just aren't as funny anymore . . . *Paging Sam Lutfi*
Kim Kardashian in Beverly Hills (2/27)
Kim Kardashian stole 20 bucks from a homeless dude yesterday. The part that really gets me? She had a smile on her face while she did it. It's like the bitch has no soul . . .
Oh I get it, she's trying to be sexy
Kate Hudson basically wants to do everyone in Hollywood right now. She's rumored to be infatuated with Justin Timberlake, "texting him nonstop" according to one source. Kate's also recently been seen at ex-boyfriend Owen Wilson's house. And then there's the married guys. The New York Daily News writes:
Now comes word that Arizona Cardinals quarterback Tim Hasselbeck also caught [Kate Hudson's] eye a little while ago at L.A. nightspot Teddy's. She even showed up two days later on the set of a commercial he was shooting."Tim was courteous about meeting her, but he is a very faithful husband," says a pal, who notes that he is married to "The View" personality Elisabeth Hasselbeck. (Source)
How bad of a homewrecker must Kate Hudson be if she can't even steal a man away from Elisabeth Hasselbeck! Getting a guy to leave that brainless dolt should be as easy as skirting Megan's Law*. If Kate really wants to learn how to break up a marriage, she should take lessons from the guy that broke up hers . . . although I'd recommend she skip Owen's lecture on cutlery.
*Step 1: Own a van.
[Bauer-Griffin]
Bijou Phillips bikini pics! (Hawaii - 2/27)
Apologies for the poor quality pics of Bijou and Danny Masterson. Apparently the photographer was maneuvering closer to get some better pics until he was distracted by a nearby seagull that was 100 times more interesting than these two. A sandwich, it had a piece of sandwich! Sandwich is people food!
