Britney Spears and her father Jaime leaving a restaurant in West Hollywood (2/16)

Despite having three young children roaming her house -- three young children not immune to burns and "accidental" chemical poisoning -- Heidi Klum wants Britney Spears to move in with her. In an interview with German broadcaster ARD, Klum said:

"She can call me and come live in our house with us for a couple of months. I would help set her straight. I am sorry when a young person gets thrown so off track. She has, of course, lived an extremely wild life." (Source)

There once was a time when the prospect of Britney and Heidi sleeping together under the same roof might have given me wood . . . but now it just gives me an "innie". You should really see it -- it's the damndest thing. I'm like a human Ken doll. Except I have black friends. So I guess not like a Ken doll at all. In all seriousness, if Heidi's really wants Britney to move in with her, she needs to quit dragging her ass and open that KFC in the guest room ASAP.