"I originally wanted to get E's but the doctor told me I shouldn't go above DDD's."
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You’ll never guess where her Pepsi is stuffed!
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I used to be THIS big!
"Do you remember those Charmin commercials, you know, "Squeezably soft!"? It kinda' feels like that!"
Got milk?
....and then, it shot all over my huge new boobs.
Everyone man in America wants to see these puppies!!
Can't stop.. won't stop... can't stop... won't stop.. Oh sorry that is P-Diddy's line!
ohhhhhh... nooooo, they are going to blow
...and then I saw the baby come and and one look and I new Jordan was the dad and I was like "ewwww...."
eventually, I just want one great big boob
"Well, I saw a picture of Dolly Parton and I was inspired!"
"So, like, I'm looking for a fleshy screaming thing about this big."
"Ellen, my face is up HERE."
"...and I said 'now that is one big Cleveland Steamer'..."
"Yeah they're a good size but Hilary's boobs would need to be this big for her to win the presidency!"
ellen let me tell ya, these things are perfect for a good motorboating!
So it was the shadow from those that caused Wednesday night's lunar eclipse!!
He was literally THIS BIG and couldn't fit in between them.
People on TV are shallow and superficial.
And then when they are completly inflated I float. But sometimes my head still goes under the water
Both my nips'll pop out of I take a deep breath. Wait for it, wait for it...
I just can't keep my hands of 'em. Swear to gawd. I mean, cripes, just look at 'em!
Wow! From up here they just don't look right. I wanted them fuller. Come stand over my shoulder, what do you think?
Global warming.
Milk does the body good.
Can you believe these things can squirt 10 feet?
What do all of those guys mean when they say "I wish I was your baby?"
My vagina opened this wide, for the baby to come out.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...
The dude from celebslam? He went this far into me. It lasted eight days and was a Hannukah miracle.
Where's my baby, my milk is gonna burst.
"I paid millions to have Anna Nicole dug up and get her implants put in me, it really is quite impressive"
"Sometimes I look down and want to motor boat myself!"
"Oh geez, I lost another Skittle down there"
BTW, DDD's are the same thing as E's..
So, the doctor said, "Think of all the poor people in China who would love to have this silicone!"
Where's a god dam oreo when you need one?
You'll never guess where her Pepsi is stuffed!
The doctor said if he rubs them once a week they will get this big, but nothing has changed in the last 6 months. It must not be working.