Christina Aguilera voted
I'm glad I didn't volunteer at this polling place. "Here's you ballot Christina and may the breast candidate -- best, I meant may the best candidate win. Sweet mother of Jesus your tits are huge . . . oops, I meant to say you can vote in that booth over there."
Please! Somebody call Hefner, call Guccione, call Flynt.
jeez...I'm lactose intolerant and this isn't helping.
I voted as well....for those huge fuckin' titties!