Nick, on all of these posts theres like two comments and i mean on every celebrity site theres at least 50 on every post.

IM JUST SAYING!

and pictures of britney left you sleepless. who EVER thought she was good looking? take a good look buddy.

clare:

You're right. That picture on the left is totally gross.

Nick
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I suppose a 6 year old getting kidnapped and decapitated is a funny situation...John Walsh joke warranted, Nick.

I guess I'm out of the loop - I didn't realize that over time, losing a child to such a depraved act could become funny.

The site should charge John for that picture - why is he so lucky?

You are an immature, little asshole.

Amy:

Wow, you're pretty stupid. Obviously you didn't the point I was trying to make. I was poking fun at how insensitive ageprogression.org was for displaying that pic. It might have been a little above your head. I'll stick to poopy jokes from hear on out.

Nick
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I'm just so happy that she still has teefs!

Don't worry Nick, I got it

Amy = owned

I dunno where these people got the idea that Nick was the sensitive type...but the closest we got was when I woke up with cab fare taped to my forehead. Good times.

whats up with all these assholes on here today. Nick is the funniest writer on the internet and celebslam rocks. so to all those other people go back to your gay shit like perez and tmz and do us all a favor STAY THERE!! No, wait come back we need people like you to make fun of

ok now that i got that out i wanted to comment on this story. OMG she will look soo hot when she is 46. i hope she keeps smoking and drinking and then maybe nick she will start dating bloggers. you could get a Mercedes out of it!!:)

That is awesomely accurate-looking, but they forgot about the twenty intervening years of increasingly intense plastic surgery. Who'll bet that at age 46 she'll look younger than she does now - and have landed firmly in that freaky "uncanny valley" along with that scary Millionaire Matchmaker chick, so she actually looks worse than this?

i'd still pee in her butt.

If Nick had a sense of humor, he'd remove my restraining order. And Amy, back up off of my man.

Looks like Amy and Nick was intimate before, Nick's Stalker. She knows Nick's asshole, she said so!

This pics brought a little tear to my eye, and a twitch to my banana hammock.

That website is kind of morbid... People ordering age-progressed photos of their dead loved ones? And some of them look messed up...

Celebslam may want to consider avoiding jokes involving children getting murdered. Yeah, I know, if I don't like it, then quit visiting this site! Yeah, whatev. Free speech is a 2-way, bro.

Logan:

See explanation above. I'm wasn't making a joke about the kid being murdered.

Nick
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cant you people read the joke concerned the lack of age progression photographs and the fee- oh never mind you guys either have guilty consciences or a murder van

Britney was so sexy when she was younger, but for having two kids she still looks good and i heard in person she is really pretty. No more bahsing/hating on her ok guys? I thought that would stop considering the hell she is going thru, COMPASSION PEOPLE. I wish her the best and will continue to pray for her.

oh my god! this will never happen to britney!! never! i know that brit's taking of herself so much! brit, lessen drinking alcohols.. please.. love you..

Hey B, never give up, keep going and dont worry about anything except just a lil advice, no drugs, if u wana be off them, write to me, get my email address from nick

I don't think murdering children is so bad. Hell, I kill about 3-4 million knuckle-children a day.

Britney's a stupid whore. Fuck you, Chris Crocker, for not thinking so. I mean, come on. Look at her legs. They're so shiny, they look like Barbie after she jumped into a pool of baby oil. The underwear thing; NOT seductive, and her hair looks so much like a wig i think it's worse than her current weave.