Barron Hilton arrested for DUI

If that headline didn't make you smile, this will: he's only 18. Paris' younger brother Barron was pulled over at 8:30 AM today in Malibu and arrested for DUI . . . AM as in "the morning" . . . he was drunk at 8:30 in the morning. TMZ says:

He's currently in the process of being booked at the Lost Hills Sheriff's station -- the same place Mel Gibson was taken. Police tell TMZ that no drugs or drug paraphernalia were found in Barron Hilton's car or on his person. They say at this point, it does not appear drugs are a factor. (Source)

Good God does this family do anything besides drink and drive? How the hell do any of them even have their licenses? Maybe the driver's test is relative now or something: "Relative to your last test Barron, you hitting nine cones wasn't too bad. And I'm giving you a pass on hitting that guy in the crosswalk since I'm pretty sure he didn't speak English. Oh and two beers was 50% less than you had last time. Congratulations -- you pass!"

NOTE: At least DUIs beat getting mugged