Full of fairy tale and whimsy -- how I imagine the first encounter between the three
Apparently Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie were supposed to meet on Saturday night to clear the air between them. There's been a very public tension between the two since Brad Pitt dumped Aniston to create impossibly perfect angel babies with Jolie. Too many pints of Häagen-Dazs to count have fallen victim to Aniston's rage. But enough about that. What I want to know is what some author I've never heard of thinks about the situation. Robert Greene, the author of The 48 Laws of Power told Us Weekly:
Jolie is possibly "being either very Machiavelian or very passive-aggressive. If Angelina is trying to get under Jen's skin – push her buttons – this is a clever way to do it. Imagine you're in Jen's shoes. You're worried about Angelina showing up. And she never does. It's infuriating. If intentional, it's definitely a power move." (Source)
I for one think these two should settle their differences in a mature and civilized manner . . . and I would be more than happy to supply the inflatable pool and fifty gallons of canola oil!
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I don't think this Jennifer/Angelina thing is as crucial as people think it is. Not saying that Jennifer probably isn't a lil bitter but I doubt she's sitting around sulking and crying over Brad like people seem to think she is. Brad is just pussy whipped. To me, he seem like he's so miserable with Angelina.
Angie: Hello Jenny, how are you this fine day?
Jen: Well Bitch, I'm just dandy!
Jen then buries her Jimmy Choo's so far up Angie's vag that the tip of the shoe taps the new kids fontanelle, thus creating a water head that the Pitt's can ignore.
that waxwork looks more like Laura Linney to me.
Why is Aniston the injured party here? Can't it just simply be that Jen is a bad lay?