The Olsen Twins at the Bourdelle Museum in Paris, France (2/29)
+ Heidi Klum cracks a few lesbian jokes on Leno [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Paris Hilton Topless and Bikini Pictures from 944 Magazine [Egotastic!]
+ Amy Winehouse just got uglier [Just Jared]
+ Fashion victim or fashionista? [F-Listed]
+ Vanessa Minnillo wants Nick to propose [ICYDK]
+ Debby Gibson is not dead [Geno's World]
+ Want to see Ricki Lake naked? [Attuworld]
+ Brad Pitt got a crew cut [Cele|bitchy]
+ Greatest Tony Soprano impersonation EVER [Horny Oyster]
+ Lindsay Lohan actually rejected a dude [The Blemish]
Jamie Lynn Spears leaving a Kentwood, Lousiana Wal-Mart (2/29)
If that headline doesn't push Jamie Lynn to the brink of suicide, the story might (via Fox):
Britney Spears' family have been rocked by another scandal - pregnant teen Jamie-Lynn's own birth was reportedly unplanned, and her father demanded a paternity test to make sure he was the baby's daddy. As big sister Britney battles bipolar disorder and 16-year-old Jamie-Lynn prepares to become a young mom, the girls' uncle has come forward with another past family secret.William Spears claims "history is repeating itself" - because Jamie-Lynn wasn't planned. The relative tells In Touch magazine that the young actress' father Jamie was concerned when his wife Lynne announced she was pregnant - because he had had a vasectomy after the couple's second child, Britney.
Uncle Willie says, "Jamie got awfully mad. He said it couldn't be his."
William Spears alleges his big brother then demanded a DNA test that proved he was the baby's biological father.
He adds, "That's why they named her Jamie-Lynn, to kind of make the point that she was from both of them." (Source)
And here I thought they named their daughter Jamie-Lynn because they were ego-maniacs. It turns out they were just practicing the first law of trailer parks: "Thou shalt occasionally lay claim to babies that are yours." FYI, the second law states: "Thou shalt not sleep with a sibling unless they have more than half of their teeth . . . because really, how are you expected to resist?"
[Splash News]
Faith Hill is rich, bitch
Faith Hill and husband Tim McGraw's mansion in Beverly Hills
NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a new Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you helped buy that home. Sucker!
[Bauer-Griffin]
Lindsay Lohan leaving a party in 2006
Yes, Lindsay actually said that. In an interview with the March issue of Paper magazine, the star recalls her troubled 2007:
"I had a lot going on in my life and [alcohol] was a way of hiding from it. I hadn't seen my dad; I had a lot of work stress 'cause I was constantly working and never took time to stop. Everything was go-go-go, and the easiest thing was to run away from it, going out and drinking at night. You know, you don't have to think when you let go sometimes."Her 2007 stint in rehab forced Lohan to take time out to reassess. "There's not really much else to do when you're sitting in a treatment center. It's like, 'Why am I here? Let's think.'"
Lohan reiterates that she is sober now, saying that "I never feel like I have to do anything. I wouldn't be if I didn't want to be," but adds that, "[sobriety] suits me." (Source)
So we're supposed to believe she doesn't drink anymore? The only way you can really tell if Lindsay's sober is by monitoring the value of Anheuser Busch's stock. Up 7 percent on Monday means she's off the wagon. Down 10 percent on Tuesday means she's back on. Of course if that doesn't work, the answer is in the trees . . . that she hits.
NOTE: Not only does sobriety not suit Lindsay, neither does her birthday suit.
[Splash News]
"I would kill for four pizzas right now."
When God created Kirstie, he threw away the mold . . . and then she found it and baked a cake in it. True story.
PICS: Kirstie Alley leaving a beauty salon in Burbank (2/28)
[Bauer-Griffin]
OMG!!!
Remember when I wrote yesterday that magazines are grasping at straws right now for anything Britney? Turns out I was right. Us Weekly broke exclusive news today that Britney Spears' two sons got a haircut. They also had peanut butter & jelly for lunch but Us killed the story because it was just "too controversial".
NSFW!
Don’t click the picture. Just trust me dude, don’t click the picture.
