Tom Cruise is a rogue trader
French bank Société Générale announced today that a rogue options trader lost the bank €4.9 billion ($7.2 billion) due to unauthorized trades which were concealed through "a scheme of elaborate fictitious transactions". The London Times is saying the guy's name is Jérôme Kerviel but I'm pretty sure that's Tom Cruise. I've seen Jerry Maguire. I love that one part when he's all like "The truth? You can't handle the truth!" So intense. Anyways, the FBI has been notified and is currently conducting a closet by closet search for Cruise in the greater Los Angeles area.
He does look like a young Tom Cruise without a facial, but if he's not in The Cult, cut the guy some slack.
He didnt actuall do all that cash on his own, its impossible from within his position.
SocGen actually done its arse on sub-prime and they've just linked it in with this guy's losses and are letting him take the blamey for everything.
If they owned up too their mistakes all their clients would ditch them and then they'd be in some serious shit. You think the markets are bad, you dont want to know what would happen if SocGen went down!
Yeah, that's from A Few Good Men
Laura, I hope they've got a good return policy on that "Sense of Humor" you must have just purchased. Try adjusting the settings for better output.
Just Saying: What does that mean, "Tom Cruise without a facial"? Not possible, as he is receiving a few facials every night.