Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo break up
Tony Romo dumped Jessica Simpson because she's hurting his image. The quarterback was criticized heavily after taking a trip to Mexico (pic above) with Simpson during the Dallas Cowboys' bye week in the NFL playoffs -- a time when many felt he should have been preparing for the next game (a Cowboys loss to the New York Giants). Dallas fans even nicknamed the pop star "Yoko Romo" because of the negative effect she had on the team. A friend told OK! magazine that the final "breaking point" was when Jessica told Tony that she would never move away from L.A:
"It was the moment he realized it wasn't going to work with Jessica in the long term." (Source)
Other moments when Tony realized it wasn't going to work include when Jessica shocked herself after sticking a fork into an outlet, shocked herself after sticking a hanger into an outlet, shocked herself after sticking foil into an outlet, and started crying after ten minutes of trying to open an aspirin bottle.
Romo is such a loser. First, he lets a woman mess with his head so that he plays like crap in the friggin' NFL. Then he blames said woman, and decides to stop "dating" her. And third, said woman is smoking hot and lovely Jessica Simpson! Does Romo think he's going to get sweeter tail than Jessica's? What a loser, and a fool!
Cowboys fans were gonna hang her in effigy if he didn't dump her. The only reason the drool doesn't wet her feet is the boobs.
Hey Crazy: He's the superstar quarterback of the Dallas fucking Cowboys. He can land whatever tail he wants, and there are others out there as good as Jessica Simpson.
Blaming Jessica for Romo's shortcomings is downright STUPID!!! If Jessica being there affected his game, its his own damn fault for not having the professionalism to keep his head on the game.