Salma Hayek's personal photos stolen

I really, really, really, really hope Salma Hayek is as fond of digital video as Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, and Pam Anderson. The New York Post says:

The new mom, who gave birth to daughter Valentina Paloma Pinault in September, reported the computer's theft during a recent trip abroad. Included on the hard drive are thought to be personal photos of the sexy Oscar-nominated actress with friends, family, and of course, baby Valentina. Salma is desperate to get the computer back and worried that the images could fall into the wrong hands. Police are investigating. (Source)

I've lit candles during liturgy, attended Church on Sundays, and said 1000 Hail Mary's every night just to see Salma's rack. God must have finally heard my prayers! Or maybe it was the fact that I pledged my first born. Either way, it'll be worth it! Now, if there is any justice in the universe, a sex tape of Salma, Penelope Cruz and this chick will be released just in time to be my "date" for Valentine's Day.

PICS: Salma at the premiere of Ask the Dust in 2006