Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson in Hollywood (1/28)
I guess Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo didn't break up. The two dined at Il Sole in West Hollywood last night. That's them leaving above. It's like you can almost feel the electricity and passion between them. An eyewitness told Flynet:
"Tony's face can't hide the fact he's not too pleased with Jessica. He looks like he's sick and tired of her. Sitting next to her looks like the absolute last place he wants to be . . ."
Oh. I swear I am the worst at reading body language and signals from women. Like restraining orders. I figure if someone cares enough to take one out against me, the least I can do is sneak into her house at 2 AM and cook her dinner. Right? Ya hear me fellas? Right?
Her lips look like they are bubbling over with herpes.
She's looking at him thinking "Oh gawd, I've GOT to get him to do something about those ears. They just simply won't do. Oh I know! I'll call my dad and have him talk take care of it!"