Roman Abramovich and Daria Zhukova (1/10)
Since I can't bare posting yet another Britney Spears' story today, here's some pics of Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich and his girlfriend Daria Zhukova vacationing in St. Bart's. Meanwhile, 1000 miles away in Seattle, Washington, Bill Gates just called his wife in the room to "check out this poor guy's bitch tits."
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Maybe when he reaches 22 Billion he'll finally be able to afford to buy his chick some tits.
They are Russians. They are not so shallow to think world revolves around big fake boob blonds as Americans do.
Not shallow? Maybe THAT'S why he only has a 700 foot yacht and not the 800 foot model.
I'd rather have $21 Billion than look as shitty as they do. No, make that €uros. U.S. Dollar isn't worth shit anymore.
Russians aren't shallow? My god, you must've never met any. They're the most shallow, materialistic people. They all want sports cars, fur coats, and over-priced sunglasses. Go to any strip club in New York, and at least 30% of the strippers are Russian. Why? They want money they never had growing up under the Iron Curtain, and are willing to do anything to get it. Anything. (See the Russian mob.) And they're notoriously tacky and like horrible, out-dated disco music. Fact.
Oh, what a crying shame she doesn't have disgusting plastic boobs. God forbid a girl be beautiful and natural as opposed to looking filthy and cheap.
Why is everybody so fascinated with Roman the hairy Rat and his flatchested homewrecker girlfriend? Money can buy a lot of stuff but it still can't buy class.