Paris Hilton at LAX nightclub (1/13)
Paris Hilton had a liiiiiitle bit too much to drink Sunday night at LAX nightclub in Hollywood. And lucky for us someone handed her a mic. Check out the YouTube on Page 2 (chock full of NSFW language) or you can just read the transcript:
". . . by the way this Sunday fucking night DJ am is here--the shit--he has all his boys--he fucking rocks. LAX is the best fucking place to go. Sunday night is my new favorite night. Everyone in here is rocking their fucking balls off. I love it. I wanna suck it, fuck it, lick it, eat it, snort it, fuck it, [unintelligible]. So lets all party our nuts off because this is the best crowd. Fuck the Hollywood crowd. I love the LAX crowd. They're all here fucking DJ AM Steve Aoki and all of AM's fucking boys who are the best DJs ever. We're gonna have so much fun tonight. I love you and there's so many hot girls and boys here that I wanna fuck you all. I love you all."
What's interesting is that during this whole rant, Paris carefully balanced an encyclopedia on her head. I guess that old saying is true: You can take the girl out of finishing school but you can't take finishing school out of the girl.
What an idiot!
Where's the Bible she was toting during her trial?
Her parents must be so proud...
What she actually says is, "I wanna suck it, fuck it, lick it, eat it, snort it, SHIT IT, CUM ON IT". And really, who doesn't?
That had to be the least passionate drunken "rev up the party" mic rant that I've ever heard. She should have to return her appearance fee for her poor performance.
Also, was it just me or did it seem like there were only about 25 people in that place? Maybe it was just the quality of the cell phone video but it sure sounded empty.
Sunday is her new favorite night? Yeah, that's her ONE designated party night now.
The important thing is that she's working hard to help people in Africa or whatever.