Madonna is addicted to water

Doesn't look very blessed to me

But not like you think. The singer spends $10,000 a month on specially blessed Kabbalah water. Wherever Madonna travels, she ships cartons of $5/bottle water in advance. Her friend told In Touch Weekly:

"Madonna drinks a lot of water — that's one of her fitness secrets. And this is the only stuff she will touch."

If I were Madonna's Financial Advisor, I'd recommend that she convert to Catholicism since the Holy Water at the Church is free . . . and delicious. Besides, whatever "effects" that Kaballah water is supposed to be having on her appearance aren't working--unless she's going for the female bodybuilder/hair root showing/zombie hands look.

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Mummies have to rehydrate constantly. Look at those veiny claws, I'm just saying...

Kabbalah water= two parts tap water + 1 part sucker. Wish I had thought up this scam.

im pretty sure its blonde hair dye bitch needs a touch up

It's so expensive because it takes alot of time to peel of the Evian sticker and replace it with the Kabbbalah one. Oompah Loompa's are geeting worn out.

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