Don't laugh, that's real dog fur

Hanging out with Kid Rock can pay off. A source at the Southern Hospitality restaurant in New York explains to Page Six:

"[Kid Rock] was daring his friends to drink bottles of Tabasco and barbecue sauce. Two of his friends won $500 each." (Source)

If Kid Rock needs to pay people $500 to be his friends, he's doing it wrong. You can hire yourself a member of the "world's oldest profession" to entertain you for a couple hundred bucks a day. Yeah they can be a bit rough around the edges but I always consider our time together money well spent. Of course I'm talking about stonemasons. Oh the stories they weave!

NOTE: This reminds me of that one time in high school when I paid my friend Tommy $5 to sit naked on a block of ice. Unfortunately his nuts didn't make it through the dare and he now goes by the name Tamara. Oh sure laugh like I'm trying to make some kind of joke, but just know that Tamara is now a cutter.