Miley Cyrus bikini pics leaked
Uh oh, I'm getting flashbacks to those Vanessa Hudgens pics from last year. Trust me Miley, as fond of the camera as you seem to be, don't do it--don't expose yourself. No one wants to see you naked -- not because of your age (I'm typing this from Mexico *wink*) -- I mean because you're ugly.
UPDATE (1/30): Now with 45% more slut!
Angelina Jolie is pregnant
A source "close" to Angelina Jolie confirmed to Us Weekly that the star is expecting. The actress raised eyebrows when she wore a loose-fitting dress to the SAG Awards last weekend (above). In an effort to raise money for charity, Jolie wants to sell the confirmation of her pregnancy to the highest bidder. Another friend told OK! magazine:
"Angie has wanted a second biological baby for some time now. And the minute she's pregnant, she just glows. She's the type that doesn't want to scream it to everyone, but she has the quiet, expectant mother glow. Her smile says she's the luckiest woman in the world . . . When Angelina decided to get pregnant, the nutritionist told her that she needed to start eating more calories a day. She was averaging 1,000 to 1,100 calories a day, and the nutritionist wanted her to bump it up to between 1,600 and 1,800 a day." (Source)
A pint of Häagen Dazs . . . an entire tube of cookie dough . . . a couple Big Macs . . . maybe a double cheeseburger . . . some french fries . . . lots of chocolate . . . c'mon help me out -- what else is Jennifer Aniston gonna eat today? . . . more ice cream . . . any small mammal that gets too close . . . onion rings . . . a whole pizza . . . half a cake
Britney Spears buys yet another Mercedes
Britney Spears is the proud new owner of yet another Mercedes Benz. Britney's new 2008 SLK 350 set her back $55,000, which she paid in cash over the weekend. The $55,000 price was agreed upon only after Britney's original offer of $40,000 and "a box of hot sauce packets I done collected" was rejected.
Let's hope this Mercedes doesn't get a flat tire.
Jeremy Piven eating lunch in L.A. (1/29)
+ Katharine McPhee’s Girls Got Power [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Good God Diora Baird is hot! (NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Jessica Simpson Assumes the Position [Egotastic!]
+ American Gladiator's Wolf is the new Chuck Norris [College Humor]
+ Jenna Jameson has seen one too many tanning beds [Bastardly]
+ Amy Winehouse's mom thinks she'll be dead within the year [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Marie Osmond is getting her own talk show next year [Dlisted]
+ A Britney sex tape and other 2008 predictions [Maxim]
+ I though this is supposed to be fashion week? [A Socialite's Life]
+ Erika Sato is gorgeous [Double Viking]
+ You know Scarlett banged that dude [F-Listed]
+ A new paparazzo love interest for Britney Spears? [The Evil Beet]
+ Katherine Heigl is fueled by Marlboros [NinjaDude]
Imogen Bailey
Australian model, actress, and singer Imogen Bailey
Paris Hilton at LAX airport (1/28)
+ TV is full of fat guys with hot wives [Maxim]
+ Dogs love Jennifer Garner's ass [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Jessica Alba and Cash Warren are not broken up [Lossip]
+ Uma Thurman Bikini Pictures [Egotastic!]
+ Gemma Atkinson in Nuts [Horny Oyster]
+ Rehab claims another celeb [The Evil Beet]
+ Man posing as Heath Ledger's dad duping celebs [ICYDK]
+ I swear Kim Kardashian's boobs are growing [F-Listed]
+ China's news totalitarian swim cube is kickass [Part Mule]
Jessica Alba's new home in Beverly Hills
Jessica Alba just dropped $4 million on this 4,600 square foot house in Malibu for her and fiancé Cash Warren. The Real Estalker says:
We have heard from a gentleman who will remain nameless, that the soon to be parents have yet to move into the house. So don't any of you nimrods hop in your Daiwoos and Hyundais and drive up N. Beverly Drive hoping to catch a glimpse of Miss Angry Eyes. (Source)
And especially don't try to climb that tree across the street -- the one that looks into the master bedroom. It simply will not support the weight of a naked adult male and a camera with a telephoto lens at the same time. I heard.
Lindsay Lohan seen drinking in New York
Lindsay Lohan was drinking up a storm in New York City this weekend. Witnesses observed the troubled startlet at the Beatrice Inn Friday night drinking "at least two" vodka cocktails. A friend of Lohan's told the New York Daily News:
"Lindsay is learning how to work through her addictions and, once in a while, she chooses to have a cocktail. People overexaggerate her behavior when in fact on Friday night, many people commented to her on how composed she was." (Source)
Lindsay wasn't done at the Beatrice Inn. The New York Post adds:
Lindsay Lohan "took a swig of vodka from a bottle of Grey Goose" at the Box Friday night as she partied with Stavros Niarchos, her deejay pal Samantha Ronson, Brody Jenner, and "an entourage of blond 20-somethings," a witness says. Lohan was "trying to keep a low profile and covering her face." (Source)
Keeping Lindsay away from alcohol is like keeping a tiger at the S.F. Zoo away from teenagers -- it just won't happen unless there's a 6 foot 10 foot wall between them. Oh and I love that part about Lindsay hanging out with a "entourage of blond 20-somethings" yet trying to keep a "low profile". Ask men such as Hugh Hefner and myself -- that doesn't work. When I don't want anyone to notice me I put on my Kathy Griffin mask.
NOTE: I was an ad exec in my former life:
"Quit bugging me while ima doing ma coupon clippin'!"
Britney Spears' family and friends may be planning a "creative intervention" to save her life. Britney's mom Lynne, dad Jamie (above), sister Jamie-Lynn, cousin Alli, manager Sam, and boyfriend Adnan all showed up to her house last night. According to sources "if [the intervention] happens," it would occur this week. TMZ says:
Brit's mom and dad (and others) have known for months that a bipolar disorder -- and not substance abuse -- is at the root of her problems. They cannot involuntarily commit her (impossible under these circumstances) and Brit has refused to voluntarily enter a hospital or even undergo evaluation for the problem. But now the plan is underway.Here's what's significant: Britney has not spoken to her mom for a while -- no contact at all. Last night, Britney and Lynne (along with Sam) left the house at one point and went to the drugstore, so it seems they are now interacting. There were signs last night that Britney didn't feel as warm toward her dad, that she didn't want anything to do with him. This move has been in the planning stages for well over a month. It should begin to unfold IF Britney cooperates, and that is the wild card. (Source)
No way in hell this intervention works without a straight jacket. And a cheesecake. Maybe a straight jacket made of cheesecake. Do they make those? That'd be cool. You'd have at least 15 minutes with Britney until she chewed her way out. When she finally escapes you scatter the floor around her with books and Sudoku puzzles. She'd be too scared to move. It's genius I tell ya', genius. On a serious note, with Britney having multiple personalities, wouldn't one of them remember to wear underwear . . . and an IUD?
PICS: Britney Spears' father Jamie arriving to her home last night
Mariah Carey
ariah Carey shopping at Van Cleef & Arpels jewelry store on Rodeo Drive (1/28)
