Jessica Alba and Cash Warren at LAX (1/30)
+ Hate it. My grandma dresses sexier [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Ethan Hawke knocked up his girlfriend [Dlisted]
+ Christina Aguilera wearing a see through shirt? Sure! [College Humor]
+ Miley Cyrus has an illegitimate baby [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Lake Bell: Over Her Perfect Body [Egotastic!]
+ Jessica Simpson Keeps Tormenting Dallas Fans [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Maria Menounos is a 92 octane kind of girl [Bastardly]
+ How gay is Top Gun? [CityRag]
+ Christina Ricci's boobs once attacked by monkeys [Cele|bitchy]
+ Heath Ledger's wife once tried to force him into rehab [A Socialite's Life]
+ I. Am. Shitty! [Pajiba]
+ Britney Spears exposes her boobs yet again [The Blemish]
+ Lingerie bowl canceled :( [Derek Hail]
Azusa Yamamoto
Japanese model Azusa Yamamoto
Rihanna at LAX (1/30)
+ Lake Bell is Not Kristen Bell or Catherine Bell but Dresses Like a Bell [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Can watching Meet the Spartans make you dumber? [Maxim]
+ More Avril Lavigne Bikini Pictures! [Egotastic!]
+ Rihanna got some milk [Just Jared]
+ J.Lo has already picked out baby names? [Lossip]
+ Britney's unleashes her British accent again! [ICYDK]
+ Top 10 Worst Weekends in Box Office History [Attuworld]
+ Used to be? [Cele|bitchy]
+ About as close to dying that you can get [Horny Oyster]
Nicky and Paris Hilton leaving Villa Lounge in L.A. (1/25)
Is that . . is that a vagina on Nicky Hilton's dress? Holy shit I think it is. If you squint your eyes and imagine that thing three times as gaping, it almost looks like a naked Paris Hilton.
Britney Spears and her mom Lynne in Beverly Hills (6/2004)
While it was reported that Britney Spears is on speaking terms again with her mom Lynne, they're not exactly getting along. The two have been arguing the entire time Lynne has been in town this week (for a possible intervention?). A witness told People magazine about Britney and Lynne's bonding session at a Beverly Hills Mercedes Benz dealership Tuesday morning:
"Lynne and Britney were arguing in the car the whole time. They're both upset and arguing, not having a good time at all. After [Britney left the dealership], she pulled over to the side of the road to argue with her mom more." (Source)
There's almost as much dysfunction in this family as there is in Bob Dole's right arm! After all that arguing with her mom, I wonder if Britney had her new car customized with a front passenger ejection seat . . . to go along with the rear toddler ones. Lastly, I hope the sales guy at the dealership got an extra commission seeing as how he probably had to negotiate with each of Britney's personalities. "British Britney wants to know how many bags of tater chips she can fit in the boot."
Guess that Celeb!
Denzel Washington? Jay-Z? Terrence Howard? Which celeb let their armpits out to breath yesterday in London? Click the picture to jump to the answer on PAGE 2
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It's former Destiny's Child member Kelly Rowland!
Nancy Cartwright gave $10 million to Scientology
The voice of Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, gave $10 million to the Church of Scientology last year -- nearly twice what she earned for her voiceover work on The Simpsons ($5.5 million). Cartwright's money was earmarked for "Global Salvage" which Page Six describes as the Church's efforts to "rid mankind of psychology ills and other aberrant behavior". The donation -- twice the amount Tom Cruise gave -- was enough to earn Cartwright the "Patron Laureate Award" at a black-tie awards ceremony last summer. Other celebs honored include:
- Kirstie Alley, Diamond Meritorious Award: $5 million.
- John Travolta, Gold Meritorious Award: $1 million.
- Kelly Preston, Gold Meritorious Award: $1 million.
- Priscilla Presley, Patron Award: $50,000.
Sources within the Church told me today that Kirstie Alley's entire $5 million donation was used to buy aluminum foil to make "cool hats" impenetrable to government mind-reading tools.
NSFW!
Don’t click the picture. Just trust me dude, don’t click the picture.
Avril Lavigne bikini pics (Miami; 1/29)
I hate all the people that call Avril Lavigne fake and the creation of a record label. That's crazy talk. Avril oozes punk. See that pink streak in her hair? The man disapproves of that. But does Avril care? Hell no -- she scoffs at authority. I bet that tattoo on her wrist won't start fading for weeks. I can't see her bikini bottoms but the rumor is there's skulls printed on them -- skulls man!
