I love the backhanded insult, although it's probably unintentional due to Paris' tragically low IQ (so rich, marginally pretty yet so dumb): "I'm like 'That is the coolest name, oh my God!' I wouldn't even think she would have thought of that." As in, she didn't think that Nicole was capable of coming up with a name so cool (not to mention Joel Madden). I'm not even going to mention the bad grammar.
You can't write comedy like this if you tried.

Great. Now people the world over are going to start naming their kids "Harlow". And possibly even "Madden". Mainly Americans will do it, though.