"Spare some change for a homeless vet?"
Can you beat my caption?
Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).
Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner ric:
"Hi, I’m Britney."
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Can I get a hit?
"Heeeeeeyyyyyyy....Check it out, even my coffee cup is made of hemp!!"
I'm pretty sure that's the weed man!
Hi Little Girl........would you like to see woody?
So, a guy walks into a bar and says NORM...
"I used to work at Cheers...."
In texan accent "you see when Jesus rose back off that cross, child, he said..."
Yes, weed is the gateway drug.
I'm taking collections for the Wesley Snipes tax evasion celebrity basketball game.
"Is your jacket made of hemp? Can I have a drag off it?"
"Come on, how did I know she was under 16?" "Do you know my dad?"
Sam Malone said teeth are overrated.
"And, so I says to the guy... I says... I says... I says...ahm... what were we talkin' about again?"
My "morning wood" looks a lot different than THIS picture...plus it's hairier.
"Have you seen my career?"
"I bet you have some pot."
Hey! Can I get a toke?
"Would you like to make a donation to the United Pothead Pizza Foundation?"
"Hi, I was wondering if you could spare a moment to talk about this new, exciting religion that I'm a member of."
"Hi, I'm Britney."
I can't believe he didn't make People's "Sexiest Man in the World" issue. Munsoned again.
I could only afford a cup of coffee OR dental work. I think I made the right choice.
And I promise, if elected, there'll be weed in every home!
Can you hand my back my dignity? I seem to have dropped it.
Holding an imaginary grenade, Woody exclaimes, "I need money to be a Natural Born Killer"
exclaims*
skittles do i look like i want some damn skittles
"Dude... where's my bong?"
Hi, I'm Woody. From Cheers? .. No? Kingpin? Nothing? In that case, hand over your wallet and no one gets hurt.
I can't even afford Starbucks now!
"Dude, I don't need your freakin' change! I really WAS the bartender on 'Cheers'!"
"Hey for five bucks I'll drink anything you put in my cup. and I mean ANYTHING."
Come on! Everybody knows my name!
Fifteen bucks little man. Put that shit in my hand. If the money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe...
Wow! Where are my teefs?
have you seen scent of a woman? ON WEED?
"So I says, so I says, 'oh yeah? well say what you want about my past but green tea is the new leaf for me bro!"
"I'm filming 'two guys, one cup' but I'm short one guy. So how 'bout it, chief?"
Money Train Two!
Hand job, five bucks!
"It's a small world when you've got a great set of tit's Munson!"
"SO I was bangin this chick right... b/c I'm Woody Harrelson.. when she askes me to drop a load on her chest right. So me being me..Woody Harrelson.. I accommodate the lady and dump on her chest... little did I know..this was not a lady but a barechested fat man with a pocket vag in his crotch his schnitzel was duck taped back in a fruit bowl. So I'm freaking out thinking I'm gonna have to commit a hate crime when in walks Richard Gere with a hamster, a lighter and some KY... and that's a whole other story!!