Queen Latifah in New York City

Queen Latifah reminisces about the night of her Senior Prom

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I don’t think it’s a coincidence that this is Friday Caption Contest #69.

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"I have this many penises!"

"V is for Va Jay Jay!! Hi, Oprah! Call me!"

Ya know... used to...back in tha dizzzayy.. I could fit 2 dicks in my mouth...but that was before I went strictly vag!

I got all this jewelry for 2 bucks at the South Chicago swapmeet.

Sign she flashed to Katie Holmes and Diane Keaton to meet her in her dressing room!

Queen Latifah's response when asked about what she did with Missy Elliot

"After Rosie's fist, my Vadge is now THIS wide!"

I always eat at the "Y", baby! ;)

Us black carpet munchers need to stick together, peace out!

Please never make that face again

One for each hole.

One for the cooter and one for the pooter...

Thats the U for U-N-I-T-Y circa 1993

If you put a ho ho between her fingers she'll lick your face.

first they photoshop out Sir Paul's cigarette on the Abbey Road cover and now this. . .

I shorten the "STICK" and to get the "V"

Ummmm Ummmm... Finger Lickin' Good!

"TWO girls are better than one!"

Her legs where open in a V that night

Your coochie must be thiiiiis wide for me to fugg w/ you!!

And when I finish, I look like a glazed donut!

What Scooter didn't know.

i eat at the y!

"If I keep this up I will be the KING of Pounding VAJINE".

"You are about to lose that V card homegirl! (in a sinister laugh) HAHAHAHAHA"

AgeMorphed Picture of LLCool J

or LLCOOLJ's Alter Ego found: She keeps the tongue in, not out.

I don't think it's a coincidence that this is Friday Caption Contest #69.

haha@ calamity Jane....

LL after gaining 50 pounds and losing his tongue to a mysterious disease

She saying " Im too rich to care what you broke haters think, so dueces"

"I'm going in cover me!"

PUSSY MONSTER

The King just removed all doubt.

knows this pose all too well

Not a good look for you bruh!

Easy, breezy, beautiful Cover Girl?? Time to change brands.

too easy...

"She came twice i came last"

2 dolla make u holla!

Up 'til now I thought people called her a "cunning linguist" because she's a rapper.

if u spread them legs this wide i'll put my tongue in...yumm

Let me show yall how its suppose to be done. Before you stick your tongue in it you use these finger to spread the ....

Queen Latifah delights in foiling paper once again with her special reverse vertical scissors move.

i'd feel bad making fun of her heh, she's done some good work. though according to wikipedia she "is a celebrity spokesperson for Cover Girl cosmetics, Curvation ladies underwear, Pizza Hut and Jenny Craig." One of these things just doesn't belong?

1 IN DA PINK & 1 IN DA STINK!

Watch out! I'm gonna get you...Sucker!

Damn, if I could just learn to eat tootsie rolls without biting my fingers I'd be good!

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