Eva Longoria is not pregnant
You can put the Eva Longoria pregnancy rumors to rest. She's just fat. The actress told E! News:
"I'm not pregnant now! I've just gained weight from being on strike. My publicist sends me a picture, She's like, 'So they're saying you're pregnant, you have a baby bump.' I'm like, 'I just finished eating.' I had no bump. I just ate pasta and Italian, and my pants were too tight, and I totally have a gut. I really just had a fat day." (Source)
Of course Eva's putting on weight -- she's letting herself go because she just got married. It's a time-tested formula: "I do" followed by "I do want seconds."
PICS: Eva Longoria shopping in London (1/23)
Vomiting is the best way to lose weight, and I would be happy to help her with her gag reflex.
I don't know if anyone ever told you, but you have class. Way to be a douche
Uuuuhhh...8 inches... that was frickin' HILARIOUS!!!!
She fell all the way off.