
David Beckham is an Eco-Terrorist
David Beckham may have the largest "carbon footprint" in human history. A new report from the environmental group Carbon Trust says the soccer star and his fleet of 15 cars is responsible for 163 tons of carbon dioxide every year -- 154 more tons than the average Englishman. Beckham racked up over 250,000 frequent flier miles alone last year. A Carbon Trust spokesman said:
"He should use his celebrity status to make people aware of the damage that traveling can cause to the planet. With all his money he should be using it at least to reduce his own footprint. He has more freedom of choice when it comes to methods of traveling. He could also choose greener cars." (Source)
The only thing this guy's riding that emits more hot air than his Escalade is his boyfriend Tom Cruise. I'm kinda surprised to read this story because I've heard that a great way to reduce your "emissions" is to plug up your tail pipe with an old dish rag, a granulated filter, or in Beckham's case, kissable mouth. Now let's be clear -- I'm not saying Beckham's gay . . . but his boyfriend might be.
PICS: David and Victoria Beckham boarding a private jet last year













blah blah blah shut it up until i can figure out how to steal him from that troll doll he married
WE SHOULD SACRIFICE BECKHAM TO THE gODS