"All your base are belong to us!"
You know that video of Tom Cruise accepting the "IAS Freedom of Valor Medal" at the Scientology Awards in 2006 that's been making it's way 'round the internets? It's only the tip of the iceberg. There's five other parts. And they're all hilarious. So hilarious in fact that NBC is thinking about firing Lorne Michaels and looping the video every Saturday night to finally generate some laughs.
NOTE: Check out all 6 videos on PAGE 2 before the "church" sics it's lawyers on YouTube
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Even the Scientology "Church" understands that their biggest star is a liability. He's turned them into Cults R Us...good luck with that, Tommy Boy.
It's like a North Korean propaganda film with the saluting and dramitic voice over and stuff. Spooky as hell!
Something in the milk ain't clean, y'all.
just hoping they don't have any weapons of mass destruction for real
To: L.R.H. *Salute* Now everyone enjoy some nice, refreshing Kool Aid.
I'd LOVE to hear that guy in the tuxedo recite: "Sally saves sea shells by the sea shore" three times fast!!!!!!
What friggin' religion has its own Award Ceremony? Disturbing to say the least.
Keep ragging on my people, you bastards. When Xenu comes back to Earth to claim the planet, me, Tom, Han and Chewie are gonna be long gone on our way to Alderaan in the Millenium falcon....hey, there's an asteroid field where Alderaan should be. Let's go to that small moon...that's no moon, it's a battlestation.
Sick fucks.
I'm cancelling my AAA auto. If I get a flat tire, I'll just wait for Tom.
I'm calling it right now - within 3 years the headlines will read - Tom Kills Family and Self for Scientology. We're all f'd in the head, he's just taken it to a level only Manson, Jones, and Koresh can relate to.
NolaMidget, don't be so glib.