George Clooney flipping off Fabio and his group (11/2007)

George Clooney is still afraid Fabio wants to beat his ass because of that little incident at Madeo restaurant last year (details here). In Touch Weekly (now weekly!) says:

According to an insider, on January 4, George, 46, made a reservation at the Italian restaurant but quickly canceled it when he was told that Fabio, 48, was planning to eat there that night. However, George's rep insists his client never tried to avoid Fabio. Instead of bumping into him again, George opted to eat at The Peninsula Beverly Hills hotel.

Can you really blame Clooney for trying to avoid Fabio? He's a lover not a fighter -- and with hair like Fabio's -- George might get confused. Besides, if I really wanted to see little bitches fight I'd tune in to the Presidential debates! My solution to this whole feud is exactly what they both want anyway: an arm wresting contest . . . with their third arms.