Chris Martin assaults photographer (1/15)
While leaving a New York City hospital with his wife Gwyneth Paltrow on Monday,* Chris Martin (Coldpay vocalist) attacked a paparazzo and tried to steal his camera. Damn, I didn't know this guy had it in him. Have you ever listened to his band? I can actually feel my penis turning into a vagina when their songs come on. It's really something. Did you know instead of drumsticks, their drummer actually uses hardened tampons so it doesn't get too "loudish".
*Paltrow cracked a smile for the first time in five years Sunday night so Martin -- fearing for his wife's health -- had her immediately hospitalized.
Hey Nick- Your spin on Coldplay is spot-on. I went to a Coldplay concert (yeah, saw them live) with my ex-girlfriend and I actually grew breasts. Coldplay falls under it's own genre of music- Housewife Rock! EFf that Shit. Give me some Slayer, Shadows Fall, Trivium. Coldplay is vaginalicious break up music to listen to to get in touch with your feelings..
Wow a Coldplay concert? Really? That's almost as bad as going to a Christina Aguilera concert.
Anyone know where I can get a good shawl around here?
Granted, Coldplay sucks alright, but fucking paparazzi pieces of shit just plain need killin'. I'm cheering for the douche, just this once.
You self righteous dildo's. Paparazzi is a menece.
There have been rumours of problems in their marriage. I didn't believe them at first, but this is a clear manafistation of kill the messenger.
Good to know that he can fight because if I ever see him I'm going to kick his ass for brazenly stealing Kraftwerk riffs and making "hits" from them. Maybe he's just mad that his band just remakes Radiohead's "Kid-A" over and over again, just with less balls, soul and creativity.
Why are some of you defending him? God forbid a multi-millionaire rock star with worldwide popularity would have to deal with some discomfort from time to time! It comes with the territory. I'm sure he doesn't feel mad when he looks at his bank account.
Good to know that he can fight because if I ever see him I'm going to kick his ass for brazenly stealing Kraftwerk riffs and making "hits" from them. Maybe he's just mad that his band just remakes Radiohead's "Kid-A" over and over again, just with less balls, soul and creativity.
Why are some of you defending him? God forbid a multi-millionaire rock star with worldwide popularity would have to deal with some discomfort from time to time! It comes with the territory. I'm sure he doesn't feel this angry when he looks at his bank account.
I think that they eat that macrobiotical shit and they are both just HUNGRY. If they eats some grits and sausage for breakfast and pork chops for lunch and a large steak and potato dinner they'd be allrighty agin.
that's clearly not even chris martin you fucking morons