Nancy Cartwright gave $10 million to Scientology
The voice of Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, gave $10 million to the Church of Scientology last year -- nearly twice what she earned for her voiceover work on The Simpsons ($5.5 million). Cartwright's money was earmarked for "Global Salvage" which Page Six describes as the Church's efforts to "rid mankind of psychology ills and other aberrant behavior". The donation -- twice the amount Tom Cruise gave -- was enough to earn Cartwright the "Patron Laureate Award" at a black-tie awards ceremony last summer. Other celebs honored include:
- Kirstie Alley, Diamond Meritorious Award: $5 million.
- John Travolta, Gold Meritorious Award: $1 million.
- Kelly Preston, Gold Meritorious Award: $1 million.
- Priscilla Presley, Patron Award: $50,000.
Sources within the Church told me today that Kirstie Alley's entire $5 million donation was used to buy aluminum foil to make "cool hats" impenetrable to government mind-reading tools.
Yo, webmaster, yoy got it wrong.
Xenu is this Darth Vader sort of guy who transported a shit load of frozen alien people across the universe (using airplanes, mind you), he then droped them in several volcanoes around the world, then he nuked then, and then he trapped a shitload of little alien ghosts so he could brainwash them in some of his movie theatres (no, I'm not making this up). Some Chuck Norris from outer space kicked his evil ass and overthrowed him. He's supposed to be trapped in a "force field powered by an eternal battery" in some mountain...
So you see, Bart shouldn't be hailing some evil overlord dude. Bart should have a better role model. He should be worshiping L. Ron Hubbard, a world class fraudulent bastard and child molester piece of shit.
Would the U.S. government please step in and revoke all tax benefits from this cult?
The treatment of Scientology as a church is sickening to boot.
screw these assholes. Time to start torching some of their properties.
Yuck. Does this mean I have to stop watching the Simpsons now? Oh wait, this isn't 1997.
With a face like that Bart should be saving his money for when the Simpsons ends.
how can people be that stupid
what's the difference between $cientology and any other religion except for time? they're all cults. people want to feel like they're part of something bigger. ridiculous and pathetic.
Well Dane, let's see... most religions see worshipping God as the main focus, not giving money to L.Ron. That a big enough difference for you? And, um, yeah my little small town Methodist church really makes me feel big time. Reading comments at 3:47 am though, not pathetic at all.
Lol Barbara. (It's only 10:52pm my time, but it is Friday night :( )