Calvin Klein in South Beach (1/5)
When did Calvin Klein turn into Carrot Top? And where's his suitcase full of props? Hey look, it's a cocktail dress with one of those "Take a Number" thingies glued to it. Get it? It's from Paris Hilton's new line of evening wear! Someone please kill kim.
I never knew that there was a real Calvin Klein, I just sorta figured he was a "brand" like Mrs.Butterworth's.
Too bad he didn't inject a little of whatever he's taking into those girly little calves and ankles.