The latest developments in the Britney Spears drama.
Britney was stripped
After Britney arrived at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center last night, she was stripped of her clothing before being sent to the psychiatric ward. Life & Style Weekly says:
She was immediately stripped by security of any personal belongings, which normally include her shoes, belt, and any other item of clothing she could harm herself or anyone else with. Her non-clothing personal items were taken away as well, and all were put in a bag and a safe by security. (Source)
an, is anybody else as horny as I am right now after reading that story? Yeah? That was a trick. Go kill yourself.
Alli broke down the door
After Britney barricaded herself in the master suite bathroom with son Jayden, her cousin/assistant Alli Sims broke down the door with a hammer and then called the police. (Source)
No Britney for three days
Britney's will be under observation at Cedars-Sinai for a minimum of 72 hours. A source at the hospital told Us Weekly:
". . . we go stay with these patients and monitor them constantly. We watch them so they don't hurt themselves and watch the people who come visit them to make sure they don't pass anything to them." However, the source said when they got the call to monitor Spears, "none of us wanted to go sit with her". (Source)
Visitation Suspended
Commissioner Scott Gordon just ruled that Britney's visitation rights have been "suspended pending further order of the court." The order is in effect until January 14.
Kevin Federline is fast
After his two sons Jayden and Sean were handed over to him late last night, K-Fed drove like a maniac to prevent paparazzi from getting pics:
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It's all Paris Hilton's fault
According to Page Six, Britney has been freaking out ever since she read reports that ex-husband Kevin Federline hooked up with friend/enemy Paris Hilton. A source told the paper:
"She is mad that he would get involved with her 'so called' friend. Kevin told her that Paris hit on him, but she did not believe him." (Source)
When asked to comment, Paris was unable to say anything due to the fact that she had a cock in her mouth.
No Drugs
A source told Life & Style Weekly that Britney Spears was not under the influence of drugs last night:
"Her blood test just came back, and, thank God, it was clean. There are no traces of drugs or alcohol of any kind." (Source)
She's just fucking crazy. What a relief!
Britney won't be charged
An LAPD media relations spokesperson told Access Hollywood Britney won't be facing charges over last night's 3-hour standoff:
"We do not have plans to charge her. There was nothing criminal here and as far as the LAPD is concerned the case was closed last night as soon as the children were handed over to their father." (Source)
Everything's coming up Britney!
Tough SHIT BITCH! F**K OFF and DIE!!!
Gee what a shocker. Who would have seen this coming.
After everything I've already seen written about this debacle, you actually made me laugh. Kudos.
No Offence. But If I was Kevin I Would of drove like that too.
seriously the paparatzi should of left him alone.
i f&cking hate paparatzi.
I hate to say this, because I thought the guy was a complete dooshbag, but I say good on Kevin for trying to avoid the press and keeping his kids out of sight. I mean... leave the guy alone. He just had his pycho ex-wife kidnap his kids!
I honestly think the pap look worse in that youtube video, because he was only swerving to stop them pulling along side to take photos.
Team K-Fed!
i blame madonna cause ever since they kissed shes been a dizzy bitch & its a kabala spell i think
Team Britney!
if some wanna be black guy rapper was gettin custody of my kids
and sniffin round after my mate
i wouldnt be too chuffed to hand my kids over to him
Britney needs family. she might have post partum depression.
something is not right. and i think she needs to see a doctor long term. i thought that the 72 hours was a good thing.. come to find out that she was out in 12 hours.. britney take the help. your "friends" arent helping you if you stay in your home.
when him and britney were married, he was nowhere around. he was always out partying! now that they are seperated he could give a fuck less about the well being of his kids, hes just after britneys money. youre an idiot if you failed to realize this and forgot how outta control kfed was during the marriage, oh and he has another kid with shar jackson that he basically gave up on since she didnt have any money for him to milk.
Neigh! I'm a horse and a better "mother" than Britney. Team K-Fed!
if kfeds a joke shes nothing but nut juice for real