Britney Spears' obit is already written

First reported by Geno's World earlier this month and picked up by Us Weekly yesterday (who's claiming the "exclusive"), numerous media outlets have already prepared obituaries in anticipation of Britney Spears' death. Jesse Washington of the Associated Press tells Us:

"We are not wishing it, but if Britney passed away, it’s easily one of the biggest stories in a long time. I think one would agree that Britney seems at risk right now. Of course, we would never wish any type of misfortune on anybody and hope that we would never have to use it until 50 years from now . . . but if something were to happen, we would have to be prepared." (Source)

aking predictions about someone's future isn't easy (case in point: Pierce Brosnan's wedding day) . . . unless of course you're foretelling Britney's life or Ruben Studdard's career (both of which are coming to an end shortly). What IS difficult with Britney is predicting the method by which she will "expire". Will it be from a drug overdose, reckless driving, or exploding uterus? The choices are endless, and neither the AP or Nostrodamus knows for sure. Personally my money's on Britney getting her hand stuck up a vending machine, "Ima gonna git you Nutter Butters!"