The day before her disastrous custody hearing, Britney Spears was seen shopping at the Betsey Johnson store in Westfield Fashion Square mall. And Britney being Britney, she caused a minor scene by walking around the store completely naked and having sex with her boyfriend Adnan in the dressing room. A store employee told Life & Style:

"I was blown away. Britney's private parts were right in front of me! I grabbed a dress to cover her, and she screamed, 'Get away from me! Don't you fucking come near me!' . . . Then she disappeared in the dressing room with Adnan for 45 minutes. They were making weird noises. It was disgusting . . . [when the two emerged], I couldn't understand a word she was saying. She was slurring and spitting and talking with a British accent. Her face was covered with cold sores and acne, and her scalp was patchy. I wanted to help her, but she was so mean that I left her alone. Then she muttered, 'fuck you!' and left the store." (Source)

Wait a minute, where are the pictures? Bitch is followed around by a swarm of paparazzi all day and not one of those leeches got a photo of her naked c-sectioned ass eyeing that rack of petite dresses with her face awash in defeat because the only part of her body that's a size 2 are each of her thighs. I call bullshit. And as for the sores, that makes complete sense for a cockhound like her. There's only one disease that causes lesions all over your body and turns you bat shit crazy if untreated: syphilis . . . and marriage.