"Quit bugging me while ima doing ma coupon clippin'!"

Britney Spears' family and friends may be planning a "creative intervention" to save her life. Britney's mom Lynne, dad Jamie (above), sister Jamie-Lynn, cousin Alli, manager Sam, and boyfriend Adnan all showed up to her house last night. According to sources "if [the intervention] happens," it would occur this week. TMZ says:

Brit's mom and dad (and others) have known for months that a bipolar disorder -- and not substance abuse -- is at the root of her problems. They cannot involuntarily commit her (impossible under these circumstances) and Brit has refused to voluntarily enter a hospital or even undergo evaluation for the problem. But now the plan is underway.

Here's what's significant: Britney has not spoken to her mom for a while -- no contact at all. Last night, Britney and Lynne (along with Sam) left the house at one point and went to the drugstore, so it seems they are now interacting. There were signs last night that Britney didn't feel as warm toward her dad, that she didn't want anything to do with him. This move has been in the planning stages for well over a month. It should begin to unfold IF Britney cooperates, and that is the wild card. (Source)

No way in hell this intervention works without a straight jacket. And a cheesecake. Maybe a straight jacket made of cheesecake. Do they make those? That'd be cool. You'd have at least 15 minutes with Britney until she chewed her way out. When she finally escapes you scatter the floor around her with books and Sudoku puzzles. She'd be too scared to move. It's genius I tell ya', genius. On a serious note, with Britney having multiple personalities, wouldn't one of them remember to wear underwear . . . and an IUD?

PICS: Britney Spears' father Jamie arriving to her home last night