Britney Spears misses another deposition
Britney Spears missed yet another deposition in her child custody case with ex-husband Kevin Federline yesterday--and was promptly fired by her lawyer. The pop star missed four scheduled depositions last year, including one in mid-December in which she claimed illness yet was seen all over town later that night. Looks like the fifth time's the charm! In papers filed yesterday with the Superior Court of Los Angeles, attorney Tara Scott of the law firm Trope and Trope asked to be withdrawn as Britney's representation in the custody dispute. Scott wrote:
"There has been a breakdown in communications between [Britney] and Trope and Trope making further representation of her interests impossible." (Source)
Whew, what a relief. See I was worried that Britney made some sort of New Year's resolution about not being as big a fuckup in 2008. Clearly she didn't. Of course this begs the question of what Britney's resolution actually is. Knowing her, it has something to do with frosting. But how! But how can Britney incorporate more frosting into her life? Pizza crust. That's how. Often dismissed and marginalized to the edge of the plate, you dip that into frosting and suddenly it becomes a delicious treat.
I'm starting to think that Britney is a bit wacky. Call it a hunch, but I'm starting to read between the lines...
Why can't she just go to court and lie like the rest of us? It's the American Way dammit.
a couple of years from now shell be working at a sonic in kentwood, la
There is nothing surprising here. She just doesn't want her kids. She wants to run around with married popparazi, steal stuff from convenient stores, drive irradically and generally act/be insane.
Two possibilities for her future:
- She'll wake up and realize that she is responsible for losing her children...and then she'll kill herself
- She'll wake up and realize that she needs to be responsible and start acting like a real mother.
I hope its the latter, but if I were going to wager on it, I'd go with the 1st one.
Anytime a law firm fires a gravy train client it's like the first sign of the apolcolypse. Bitch better buy an orphanage and a flowered high collar dress then start churning some butter or something.