Other than that strange British accent she used yesterday, Britney Spears had a completely normal weekend. The former pop star donned her old wedding dress and went car shopping with boyfriend Adnan Ghalib on Saturday. Really I don't understand why more women don't do that. To pay that much money for a dress and only wear it once just seems like a waste. A sales associate at Keyes Mercedes-Benz told People magazine:

"[Britney and Adnan] came in to get an estimate for a new car for him. He drives a rental car now. ... He was looking into the different lease and purchase options for sport cars." (Source)

A new car? If Britney really wanted to buy Adnan something he could "get a lot of mileage out of," she'd get him a condom . . . and a blowtorch so he could weld that thing on. And that wasn't her old wedding dress she was wearing (since it no longer fits), it was a table sized doily. Which makes sense because now she can do her two favorite things at the same time: eat and get married!