
Jamie Lynn Spears in Kentwood, Louisiana (1/4)
A little question: You're driving along and get a flat tire, what do you do?
(a) Call AAA
(b) Fix it yourself
(c) Abandon your car in the middle of the road
If you're Britney Spears, naturally you choose "c". Us Weekly says:
The latest in Britney Spears' troubles: She had her Mercedes towed and impounded by police Monday night after abandoning it on L.A.'s busy Sunset Boulevard after suffering a flat tire. Spears, with a convoy of paparazzi following, suffered a flat right front tire while driving in Brentwood. After driving for over two miles on the flat, Spears pulled the car to a stop and abandoned the vehicle amid rush-hour traffic. LAPD spokesperson Mike Lopez says Britney’s car was impounded because it was "blocking the roadway." (Source)
Obviously that's not Britney in the above pic--it's her 16-year-old pregnant sister Jamie Lynn carrying a GED study book. Stay tuned later for candid pics of Britney's dad eating his boogers and her brother secretly masturbating to hardcore German scat porn. I'm doing a little test today to see if I can shame Britney's mom into jumping off a bridge.














i guess the ole miss sweatshirt is as close as shes gonna get to a college
If I had that Mercedes I would treat it ever so nicely and give it a tounge bath if needed yes indeedy.
Think they have anything about safe sex and statutory rape in that GED book?
Jamie Lynn is going to be the only one in the family with a high school degree, kind of.
The police should check thru that car for drugs!
OK...Am I the only one that noticed the spare tire has already been used ?
Which means that her only option was to call road assistance and WAIT...
I bet if she had bought that car with her own money she would have never left it...spoiled bitches.