Britney Spears buys yet another Mercedes
Britney Spears is the proud new owner of yet another Mercedes Benz. Britney's new 2008 SLK 350 set her back $55,000, which she paid in cash over the weekend. The $55,000 price was agreed upon only after Britney's original offer of $40,000 and "a box of hot sauce packets I done collected" was rejected.
Let's hope this Mercedes doesn't get a flat tire.
who effing cares, RDF
This just in: Britney wrecks new Mercedes pulling out of KFC parking lot. She allegedly reportedly stated that her fingers were greasy from the chicken and the steering wheel slipped right out of her grip. Then she sniffed her fingers and said "They smell like fried chicken y'all".
Love the Louisiana (typed) accent there.