Alessandra Ambrosio pregnant

Brazilian supermodel and Victoria's Secret angel Alessandra Ambrosio is probably pregnant. The New York Post says:

"She's a few months along," said our insider. Ambrosio is thrilled, she told pals at a weekend party at the Hollywood Hills house of her boyfriend, Jamie Mazur. Paris Hilton, sister Nicky and brother Barron all partied at the house after a night out at Teddy's. (Source)

This is usually the part of the story where I make some clichéd joke about how Alessandra and I were meant for each other and the only reason she even started dating this Jamie Mazur guy was because she was pissed about me kissing that other model even though she knew shit like that happens when you get drunk and play spin the bottle. But no, I'm not going to do that, I'm taking the high road. So congratulations Alessandra.