French model Alexandra Paressant

French model Alexandra Paressant is claiming today that she had an affair over the summer with Eva Longoria's husband Tony Parker. The two were first introduced to each other by mutual friend Thierry Henry at Tony and Eva's much-hyped wedding over the summer. After exchanging "steamy" phone calls and text messages, the two finally sealed the deal at the Park Hyatt Hotel in late September while Tony was in Paris. Paressant told paparazzi company X17:

"We had room service. He said that Eva sexually speaking does not want to do certain things. She do not want to make love in front of a mirror, does not like certain position and thinks that sperm gives acne." (Source)

I don't know what's funnier about that quote, the fact that Tony Parker likes to "paint" Eva Longoria's face or the fact that Eva Longoria thinks sperm gives acne. I gotta go with the first one but only because I know from *personal experience* that sperm doesn't cause acne. You've seen Adriana Lima's face, right? Thing's as blemish-free as my college transcripts. Summa cum laude bitch and don't you forget it.

NOTE: I did some digging and found Alexandra's MySpace page. She obviously likes a certain member of the San Antonio Spurs: