Tara Reid comes cheap

Tara Reid hosting the Hooker's Ball in Darwin, Australia (12/2)

Got some spare change in between your couch cushions? Then you, too, can have Tara Reid host one of your parties! Though she was asking for $25,000 to $30,000 to host the "Hooker's Ball" party in Darwin, Australia last weekend, Tara had to settle for a lot less. The Daily Telegraph reports:

. . . the hot air seems to have gone out of the surgically enhanced bimbo market, with the star now being offered for the bargain-basement price of about $3500 to turn up to Sydney parties this week. (Source)

$3500? Hell, if I threw a party I could get her to show up for a bottle of Jack, a carton of Marlboros, and a Greyhound bus ticket . . . or with the promise that I'd have a good plastic surgeon on hand! Like that dude who operated on Kanye West's mom. Even that dude would do a better job than Tara's last surgeon.

BOLD PREDICTION: By this time next year Tara will be part of my Vivid Video collection in a film titled: Has-Been Hoochie.