Jenna Jameson outside Hyde nightclub in Hollywood (12/18)

+ This hookup will happen by February [I'm Not Obsessed]

+ Fucking pawns between two parents . . . It's sick [Dlisted]

+ Level 4 Lindsay Lohan sideboob alert [College Humor]

+ Scarlett Johansson Gets Cleavagey in Elle Belgium [Egotastic!]

+ Megan Fox topless? Sure! [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Vote for the skanky ho of the year award [Bastardly]

+ Uma Thurman has man hands [Drunken Stepfather]

+ More celebrity Christmas cards [CityRag]

+ Queen Latifah is doing Jenny Craig and Pizza Hut ads [Cele|bitchy]

+ Terrell Owens doesn't want Jessica Simpson at Cowboys games [ICYDK]

+ I Am Legend was *this close* to being a great movie [Pajiba]

+ Drink champagne in a can, get whores [The Blemish]

+ Arrest warrant issued for R Kelly [Derek Hail]