"Fancy ma top hat guvnuh!"
Pete Doherty wants to prove to the world he's serious about kicking his drug habit by running 26.2 miles . . . in a row . . . in one day . . . in a row. China Daily (Your #1 Source for the Hottest Celebrity Gossip!) says:
British rocker Pete Doherty has made his biggest statement yet he is serious about kicking his drug habit - by training for London's gruelling 26-mile marathon. The Babyshambles star is desperate to improve his health and shed the weight he gained during a stint in rehab, and so has agreed to take part in next year's annual sporting event.A source tells British newspaper the Daily Mirror, "He knows that people will be surprised by his efforts to be healthier but he really wants to turn over a new leaf. A spokesman for Doherty says, "There is some truth to this - you never know what could happen." (Source)
Wait a sec, race volunteers still hand out cups of water and Gatorade on the side of the course, not crack pipes, right? OK, I just wanted to make sure I hadn't gone completely insane. The 1945 version of FDR has a better chance at finishing a marathon than this guy. A little polio humor right there folks.
NOTE: I just did a Google Image Search for "Crack Pipe" and Pete Doherty had two images on the second page of results and four on the third.
Come on people, this guy is the picture of health!!
He wants to run a marathon of what? Cocaine?
reality check son youd have to double back to find your teeth
Brilliant polio reference, BTW. 'Member Fala?
The only way he's running anywhere is if the Popo are on his trail. It could happen!
I don't see how running a marathon would magically make him not addicted to drugs. I doubt he'd ever be able to finish the race, and even if he did, he would celebrate with some hits from the crack pipe. Awesome
Hopefully this will finish him off and put us out of our misery.
how about he starts with taking a shower. That would be nice.
Yes Klark. I thing a good scrub down would do wonders for this young lad. Spit spot, just the thing. His teeth could do with a bit of swish swish also.