Oh yeah--that looks MUCH better than aging naturally! Are we sure she is still alive? Maybe they did a Norman Bates & trotted a corpse out? Why do people do this to themselves?
Does she have scleroderma? That tight skin, chapped lips, and pale/tight/shiny skin looks more like connective tissue disorder. It could be the world's worst facelift--clearly she's had her nose done--but it seems like something more.
Jack Links has dropped Sasquatch. This is the new spokesperson for their beef jerky. After all, who can sell Jerky better than someone who has the characteristics of it?
like a punch in the stomache...
This is the Blonde Crypt Keeper right?
Why didn't you save this for Friday Captions, Nick? I get the giggles just thinking about that.
it puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again
Oh dear, what an unfortunate photo. Shouldn't she be locked in a tower somewhere?
Nick, my dick just fell off. Fucker.
*projectile vomits on monitor*
The wig is pretty.
Wait! I know this one! What Ever Happened To Baby Jane? The Remix.
Oh yeah--that looks MUCH better than aging naturally! Are we sure she is still alive? Maybe they did a Norman Bates & trotted a corpse out? Why do people do this to themselves?
Did she know what the hell she looked like when she walked out of the door? Shit.
Nick, not cool. For real I didn't expect that. I knew she'd be fug like the Brooke Shields shot from a few days ago, but that was just scary.
Beach Bunnies beware! This is the California Sunshine comming atcha! Bwwwahhhhahahaha!
No hold on! Death Becomes Her, with Goldie Hawn, am I right or am I right?
I won't be surprised to hear soon that she is suffering from a fatal illness.
Man....she sure F***ed up. Must go to the same surgeon as MJ????
just some rose colored lipstick would have made a million percent improvement..........gosh!
Does she have scleroderma? That tight skin, chapped lips, and pale/tight/shiny skin looks more like connective tissue disorder. It could be the world's worst facelift--clearly she's had her nose done--but it seems like something more.
OMFG. That is nothing short of insane.
I sure wouldn't mind hittin that from the back
Jack Links has dropped Sasquatch. This is the new spokesperson for their beef jerky. After all, who can sell Jerky better than someone who has the characteristics of it?
OMFG...reality IS scarier than fiction.
Ahhh... poor Joan. This is a warning, plastic surgery can go wrong.