"Just checking if my lips are still there . . ."
Michael Jackson is hoping to cash in by hosting a New Year's Eve party in Las Vegas. Norm Clarke ( this handsome devil here) of the Las Vegas Review Journal says:
Spies tell me the former king of pop has approached some of the hottest nightclubs with an offer to host an evening for more than $100,000 for a couple hours of work."He's still one of the biggest stars out there, but he comes with a lot of baggage," said a top club executive, alluding to Jackson's child molestation trial.
"It would be worth it," said another major club operator. (Source)
Norm, I'm disappointed in you. How could you write an article about Michael Jackson and not mention his excessive generosity? I heard MJ's willing to waive his $100K fee for appearances at concerts such as The Wiggles, The Doodlebops, and Sesame Street on Ice. I understand his manager, just in time for the holidays, is in negotiations with local malls to see if they want Michael to dress up as Santa. His only conditions for the charitable event: 1) The kids sit on his lap, and 2) He doesn't have to register.
NOTE: "Hottest Nightclubs" is code for "Elementary Schools" right?
wow, everybody's a comedian. only an idiot would believe this story.
It looks like he'll be losing 4 out of 5 fingernails by New Year's Eve.
funny bennie
WoW Can we please please leave this man alone… Please. I mean come on he has worked so hard for so long we as fan are so fickle one day wee love them the next there on our s*it list. I love Michael Jackson for the music the rest doesnt matter if he was guilty I truly believe he would be in jail. F*ck off
you all are despicable absolutely despicable .... the audacity to refere to Michael Jackson as the "Former king of pop" Shut YOUR MOUTH you idiot... because you not only sit you stand corrected. You're a babbling idiot. Micheal Jackson did not obtain his name by popularity by favoritism and not even by popular demand... he earned EVERY LETTER.. in the title KING OF POP....
You and NObody else has the authority to take a title from someone that was promoted to him based on his talent, performance, music.. and he is an MUSIC GENIUS... and there will NEVER be anyone like michael jackson EVER... unique, true, king of pop
CC, please accept my sincerest humility when I humbly correct your above statement and say that Michael Jackson proclaimed HIMSELF the "King of Pop". That title unfortunately was not besowed to him by the people, but by himself. Again, I apologize for the discourse and Merry Christmas. Also, your cunt stinks.
He he up top^ 8 inches is a funny mofo
8 inches... YOU'RE A MORON.... you can't even spell half the words you were using in your response and YOU could barely understand the half the intelligent words that i used in my post.
YOU are disgusting human being... and PLEASE DO TAKE OFFENSE... and know that you truly are an IDIOT... learn how to spell... lololololol
"besowed"???? that is NOT even a word.... only low lifes like yourself would ever say that any woman's C**t stinks... but you obviously KNOW too well about that subject.. so maybe you are smelling yourself....
Spelling lessons from someone who spelled refer "refere"? Tell you what CC, when you learn the proper way to use grammer ("understand the half the intelligent") AND lose your virginity, then let's talk. By the way, tell your mom she left her underwear (and wooden leg) over at my place last weekend. She can come by and pick them up after she's done waxing her lip.
i don't really care what people say about him, but that Negro has the lace fron wig game on lock!
To be fair, the I'm pretty sure that the media was responsible for pronouncing MJ as the "King of Pop" back in the 80s. It just might have had something to do with the fact that Thriller sold a bajillion copies and it STILL ranks as the one of the most popular/sold albums of all time (neck and neck for 1st with the Eagles Greatest Hits, at last check).
As a side note: I like a lot of his music, but if you need any evidence of his weird fascination with plastic surgery...and who really does at this point...just look at that photo. Good lord! I don't know which is worse, the pointed nose or the pointed nostrils. I almost feel bad for him....almost.
MJ broke? If Michael Jackson is 'broke' I'd love to be broke too.
By the way, Paul Mooney explained it best:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kRKCs_GHoEs
8 inches you have really proven yourself to be a a low life and piece of scum.... Just stop before you make yourself even more foolish.... and uneducated and poor. stop picking up the bottle and illegal drugs and pick up a book. Hey maybe finish school and you won't have time to start trouble over the internet, you will be doing something with your life. YOU are obviously a high school kid with no friends looking for an argument over the internet for some kind of entertainment because you have NO LIFE AND FRIENDS... (oh and that virgin comment you made, showed that you are on yourself and wish a girl would look at you... lololol ONLY UGLY people act like yourself.) i feel sorry for you... and this will be the last time i respond..... GET A LIFE.... TAKE A SHOWER.. and maybe you will stop smelling yourself
Happy New Year CC! Love and Kisses! XOXOXOXO
memo to Norm Clarke: Get off Michael Jackson's dick - NOW!