Marcia Cross nude!

These are the pics Marcia Cross--PUN ALERT WOOT WOOT--"desperately" tried to prevent you from seeing. Back in 2006 a company hired to remove trash from Cross's LA home found over 200 "personal" photos in the garbage. Rather than give them back to the Desperate Housewives star, they hired sex tape peddler David Hans Schmidt to sell them (aka the man behind the Dustin Diamond/"Screech" sex tape). Regarding the Cross pics (a few were leaked to the web today), Schmidt said (*before he committed suicide):

"There are some pictures of her showering outside. She looks absolutely gorgeous. And yes, the carpet does match the curtains. The pictures were not stolen. When you throw something away, you forfeit that property. We recognize the copyright issue, but US copyright law stops at the border. I'm not looking to mortify Ms. Cross, I just want the most money for my client."

Wow, all it took was three sentences into that quote for me to be completely disgusted. For those of you keeping score at home, that beats the record previously held by the Declaration of Independence. Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness? *pukes in mouth*

NOTE: The NSFW pics are HERE but I must warn you the pics don't just show nudity, they show 70's nudity. Ze goggles! Zhey do nothing!