Lindsay Lohan in Beverly Hills (12/15)

Poor Lindsay Lohan. No one's inviting her to any Christmas parties because she's an alcoholic. A source told the New York Daily News:

"Nobody is comfortable bringing her into an environment with alcohol. Whether she's rehabbed or relapsed, it's bad either way." (Source)

Alcohol isn't the only reason she's being left out of the "influential industry parties"--not having any talent and being a walking STD biohazard has a lot to do with that decision too. On the bright side I hear she was invited to the Ginsu Knife office party to give a little speech about their new Eversharp™ stainless steel line (she was practicing her speech here). Don't worry--they haven't had an open bar since that little incident involving the paring knife, Bill from H.R., and Cindy from Accounting's bra strap.

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