Karolina Kurkova at a photo shoot in St. Barth (12/12)

Damn, I'm moving to St. Barth! The last time I stripped down naked in a car here in California I got six months in jail. Typical police bullshit, too, hassling a guy who was just trying to sleep it off for the night instead of getting behind the wheel and driving drunk. And I know the car wasn't technically "mine" and was in a locked garage and that garage was behind a ten foot security wall but, c'mon, that's just semantics.

NOTE: I don't want to be a marine biologist when I grow up, I wanna be the guy that bends down to put the shoes on the supermodel. Goodbye cane with mirror fastened to the bottom, hello legitimization!

NOTE II: Why yes I do have pics of Karolina at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.