Jessica Simpson is retarded

Jessica Simpson on the set of Blonde Ambition (3/1/07)

Us Weekly is confirming today that Jessica Simpson's latest film Blonde Ambition won't be seeing the light of theatres--it's being released straight to DVD on January 22. A source told Us:

"The movie is absolutely horrible. It's just a bomb, mainly because of Jessica's acting." (Source)

Of course me saying her acting career is "over" is being a little dramatic--there's definitely worse things that could happen to her. Like she could be arrested for a hate crime. Or caught fighting pit bulls.

Jessica Simpson Blonde Ambition gossip Jessica Simpson Blonde Ambition news Jessica Simpson Blonde Ambition rumors Jessica Simpson Blonde Ambition candids Jessica Simpson Blonde Ambition images Jessica Simpson Blonde Ambition photos

Jessica Simpson Blonde Ambition pictures Jessica Simpson Blonde Ambition pics Jessica Simpson Blonde Ambition no theatrical release Jessica Simpson Blonde Ambition straight to dvd Blonde Ambition

7 Comments

Post a comment

Do you get the feeling some villiage is missing its idiot?

actually, the worst thing that could happen to her would be if her tits fell off...then she'd have no talent at all!

Please tell me her breasts can't fall off can they 8 inches? Nooooo!

"Acting career"? Oh you people slay me!

Maybe her father will stop pimping her out now.

sorry astrid joe simpsons got a strong pimp hand lol

What a goofy looking face she has. I wouldn't go see anything with her in it. She should be grateful she made the money she did and now go away.

Leave a comment