Jessica Alba is engaged
Well this was bound to happen. Jessica Alba and her on again/off again boyfriend Cash Warren are getting married. The couple are expecting their first child next summer. Us Weekly says:
As Us previously reported, Alba and Warren, 28, had split in July after two-and-a-half years together. They reunited in August, around the time their child was conceived."She wanted to get married, but Cash wasn't ready," a source told Us regarding the reason for their split.
Though the engagement is on, the wedding might have to wait until after Alba gives birth (she's about three months along). (Source)
Us says they broke up because Cash wasn't ready to get married, I say it was because I'm so hung. Tomato, tomahto . . .
PICS: Jessica at a West Hollywood gym yesterday
They could be married tomorrow, but sad to say Cash really isn't that into her. And Nick has let her go because she's "used up". Call me, babe!
Damn shame...the winners of all winners, tamer of the tameless, resurrector of all penile dysfunctions is a gonner...and to a dude named Cash "Chump Change" Warren? Please.
That shotgun shit never works. Good luck with that, darling.
I had predicted this...too bad it didn't get published here...perhaps it was an error with my cookies. Anyway...
I don't see this lasting very long. IF she doesn't "lose" the baby, they'll probably get married...but it won't last long (maybe a year or two at most). IF she loses baby, the engagement will be off and we'll likely never hear of Cash again.
Regardless...if they do stay together, its probably because of the Herpes.
Engaged to a gooseberry? Respect!
I bet Cash has a hairy dick.
There's only two reasons that dude was able to bag her in the first place. He's either got a vibrating cock, or she's weak in the sack. Anyone ever had a hard bodied women that just laid there? Main reason I don't roophie date rape anymore.
Jessica needs to get on whatever routine that Halle Berry is on. Right now Ms. Alba you look a mess! You're supposed to be glowing but your skin, hair and clothing are a horrific!